"Open Casting Call"

This may be the chance you were waiting for—a casting call yesterday on the blog Lightness of Being. It begins:

Casting call! Come hither, come all! We are opening our casting calls. This is your free ticket to stardom. Come hither, come all, your fifteen minutes of fame is knocking on your door!

The larger conglomerates of dominating media are currently looking for the following actors in the continuing saga that is the “War on Terror.”