At the Costco book signings, the author of Jingle Jangle plans to inscribe a limerix appropriate to the apparent interest of each purchaser:
The foibles of the jury?
The foibles of the jury?
Cop says he killed herRix's own role as a contemporary Sherlock Holmes?
Bitemark experts concur
Defense creates doubt
Jury can't figure it out
Sends Ray Krone to stir
Cops catch a snaggletoothThe immediate efficacy of DNA in winning his cousin's release?
I become a sleuth
Cops claim he bit
Evidence doesn't fit
I'm amazed at the truth
Evidence a bite markJingle Jangle as a whodunit?
Experts to jury bark
DNA
Saves the Day
Bite mark analysis a lark
Cousin Ray did the timeOther suspects?
Who did the crime?
Read ‘tween the lines
Discover the signs
Solve this riddled rhyme
The story of the Snaggletooth Killer
Is a real whodunit thriller
But was it Ray
Or two women gay
Or the man doing time in the chiller?
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