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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Inscriptions of Rix's limerix

At the Costco book signings, the author of Jingle Jangle plans to inscribe a limerix appropriate to the apparent interest of each purchaser:

The foibles of the jury?
Cop says he killed her
Bitemark experts concur
    Defense creates doubt
    Jury can't figure it out
Sends Ray Krone to stir
Rix's own role as a contemporary Sherlock Holmes?
Cops catch a snaggletooth
I become a sleuth
    Cops claim he bit
    Evidence doesn't fit
I'm amazed at the truth
The immediate efficacy of DNA in winning his cousin's release?
Evidence a bite mark
Experts to jury bark
    DNA
    Saves the Day
Bite mark analysis a lark
Jingle Jangle as a whodunit?
Cousin Ray did the time
Who did the crime?
    Read ‘tween the lines
    Discover the signs
Solve this riddled rhyme
Other suspects?
The story of the Snaggletooth Killer
Is a real whodunit thriller
    But was it Ray
    Or two women gay
Or the man doing time in the chiller?

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