By Bettina Sperry
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
’Twas the night before Retirement, when all through the blog
Not a keyboard was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stories and poems were all hung with care,
In hopes that Goines On soon would be there;
The writers were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of agents danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ’kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.




















