By Moristotle
There was a Trumper by name of Biden Harris;
Dad had named him Junior the more to widen parous.
Everything went well for Biden up til’ 2020,
a plumber in Montana, his good years had been plenty.
His panel truck went everywhere, installing sinks,
fixing leaks, replacing pipes, correcting jinx.
But 2020 brought unfavorable associations;
“Biden Harris” had acquired some connotations.
Customers who for years had called on him for help
would now, when he showed up, let out a painful yelp.
| Copyright © 2020 by Moristotle |
Too cute--and sort of unfortunate that his plumbing service hit a rough spot. Hope it didn't really, but how things are going today--I don't know.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I got a laugh out of your piece. Thanks for that.
In the fiction that is Republican Biden Harris' plumbing business in the red state of Montana, his plumbing service did indeed hit a rough spot. Will it recover during the healing term of Joe Biden & Kamala Harris? That is the question.
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