The Loneliest Liberal: Santa Claus’s reindeer don’t pull a van

By James Knudsen

Dear Santa...I want some clarity about whether I should purchase a minivan again. Do I need another minivan? Maybe. I just think they’re the most practical platform out there and they were on their way to conquering the American roads until Arnold Schwarzenegger had to have a Humvee, sparking an SUV craze that we still haven’t recovered from. Thanks a lot, Arnold. Anywho, if you run across a low-mileage, second-generation, KIA Sedona (or rebadged Hyundai Entourage) that’s had a recent valve adjustment, you can just put it under the tree, by the curb.