"I hate these silly polls!" my wife exclaimed. She was trying to do the LA Times Sunday crossword puzzle on the web."What?" I asked.
"Oh, they've got a picture of Elvis and a picture of Michael Jackson and they ask which is The King. And it flashes."
"Ugh, yes, they are silly."
"Maybe if I vote, it'll stop flashing and go away."
"Might work...Vote for Elvis, of course."
"Of course!"
