Goines On: King Kannabis

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The third time Goines drove past the King Kannabis shop in Coos Bay, a fun thought arose and he didn’t restrain himself from emoting to his wife, “Hey, you know what. Oregon has legalized cannabis and we’re here in Coos Bay with our kids and their spouses, so we ought to all have some cannabis, don’t you think?”
    “No, ought not!” exclaimed Mrs. Goines. “You don’t know what adverse reactions there might be with your meds.”
    Goines agreed that he did not know. “Well, then, I know what: I’ll message my doctor and ask her!”
    “How would she know? I’m sure she hasn’t studied medications’ interactions with cannabis.”