Correspondence: Je suis avec vous

By Moristotle

Moristotle, that verse you wrote about Trump retreating “to private room to grab your pussy,” has anyone commented that the verse presumes the generalized reader, which includes men, to have a pussy?

Sunday Review: African Cats & Chimpanzee

Their personal wild

By Morris Dean

I returned the African Cats Blu-ray disc to the library unwatched the first time. It was, after all, just a Disney nature documentary and, besides, I could catch it another, slower time. That turned out to be only two days later. The librarian said it was on the shelf. Would I like to borrow it? And Disney's Chimpanzee was there too, so?

First Saturday Green 101: And so they went to the big cat preserve

By motomynd

It was a quiet holiday weekend in Central North Carolina. With her daughter away at an anime convention, and both looking for something—anything—to get her son away from his computer game addiction, husband and wife talked strategy.
    “How about a movie?” she asked. His look must have said more than he realized. She answered her own question: “Right. Neither of you could sit through that.”
    “How about a hike?” he asked. Her look must have said more than she realized. He immediately followed with, “Yeah, he’ll be whining the whole time.”