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Thursday, October 17, 2013

Thor's Days: Why denomination matters

Catholic?
By Anonymous

A man walked into the ladies' department of a Macy's and shyly told the woman behind the counter, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
    "What type of bra?" she asked.
    "Type?—Is there more than one?"

    "Look around," said the saleslady, indicating a sea of bras in every shape, size, color, and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras."
    Confused, the man asked what the types were.
    The saleslady replied, "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, the Presbyterian type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
    The man's eyes had narrowed. "What's the difference between them?"
    "It's quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."

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6 comments:

  1. Dare I say- udderly hilarious?

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  2. Tom, you may so denominate it, with all the cantilevered mammalarity you can bolster.

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  3. A laugh with my coffee, how nice.

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    1. Penny, I of course LOVE it when I can make a serious point about religion (in this case that Christian denominations are ultimately meaningless) and not have to write anything but the title!

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  5. Funny. I find the catholic type to be the most uplifting of all the denominations.

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