Thor's Days: Why denomination matters

Catholic?

By Anonymous

A man walked into the ladies' department of a Macy's and shyly told the woman behind the counter, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
    "What type of bra?" she asked.
    "Type?—Is there more than one?"
    "Look around," said the saleslady, indicating a sea of bras in every shape, size, color, and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras."
    Confused, the man asked what the types were.
    The saleslady replied, "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, the Presbyterian type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
    The man's eyes had narrowed. "What's the difference between them?"
    "It's quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."

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