By Steve Glossin
After church, an elderly woman approached the Priest. “Excuse me, Father, could you help me?”
“What is it, dear lady?” the Priest asked.
“My dog died and I was wondering if you could bury him.”
“I’m sorry, but we don’t do that. Perhaps you could ask the Protestant Minister.”
“Oh dear,” she said. “Do you think he would bury him for 300 dollars?”
“Why didn’t you say your dog was Catholic?”
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