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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Cussing okay now?

Chapel Hill Transit buses used to have a sign telling riders no smoking, eating, drinking, or...profanity.
    Well, the sign on the bus I rode this morning didn't mention profanity. The driver was uncertain whether cussing is now allowed on city buses.
    Anyway, I thought the sign should have been worded, "No Smoking, Eating, Drinking, or Using Profanity." Or maybe, "No...Speaking Profanely." Or, "No...Cussing"?
    Maybe the bus-sign editor couldn't decide either and just chose to avoid the issue.

3 comments:

  1. I'm surprised that the list isn't getting longer. Ask the driver about spitting, panhandling, and fondling.

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  2. How about "do nothing that would annoy anyone else" oh wait, that would mean nobody would be able to ride the bus...

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  3. Ken and Pineapple Girl, I love both of your comments!

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