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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Ask Wednesday: Stone Arnold on coming across us

Looking to hang out

By Morris Dean

Today's interview was conducted by email chat, one question and answer at a time. [Our questions are in italics.]

Mr. Arnold—
    Call me Stone.

Of course! Stone, tell our readers how you came across us.
    I was researching online and happened across your blog on something like page 10 of Google search. The key words took me to a story I recognized.

Which story?
    I don't remember. But the writer has several stories on the blog and they seemed familiar.

Who are you talking about? Which writer?
    I noticed very few of your writers use their real names. If I give you the alias, I'll bet you won't give his name.

Stone, we believe that most or all of our writers do use their real name. But, then, some of them we haven't met....
    Okay. Then let's just enjoy getting to know each other. What would you like to know about me?

Well, maybe you could start by telling us where and when you were born.
    I see, you want to go back to my beginning. Very well, I was born in Junction City, Kansas on December the twenty-sixth, 1948. I never knew my father. He could have been one of any number of soldiers at Fort Riley. My mother had a soft spot for young soldiers.

You seem to have handled it well. Did growing up without a father have an effect on your life?
    You might say that. At fourteen I ran away from home. They caught me and I ran away again. That was when my mother turned me over to the State and I became their ward. At seventeen a friend and I took off. He went east and I went west. I was lucky and caught a trucker going to San Jose. Never knew what happened to my friend.

How did you live? A seventeen-year-old boy alone on the streets, it had to be hard.
    It was hard for a time. Then I met a very creative Army Recruiting Sargent. He signed me up and it got me three hots and a cot. For a while anyway. Then it was off to Vietnam.

So you were in Vietnam. Would you like to tell us anything about your time there?
    No.

Care to explain why?
    I told you I don't want to talk about that—there's nothing worth remembering.

Well, then, how long did you stay in the Army?
    I was in for five years. Got wounded on my third tour of duty in Nam and they discharged me.

We guess you could be called a hero.
    What I can be called is alive, nothing more....

What have you done to earn money?
    I've traveled a lot. I have a trade that's in demand in many parts of the world.

Is that something you can talk about?
    No, sorry about that.

Oooo-kay...You seem well-educated. You sent us the electronic image of the dust jacket of a book you say you wrote. You must have gone back to school?
    I found when you're wounded and waiting to heal, college on the GI bill is a good place to hide out.

As far as we can tell from the dust jacket you sent us—our adult-education Spanish is pretty rusty—the action of Fuego del Diablo [The Devil's Fire] moves around a lot. Does that reflect your own life?
    The war had made Americans very unpopular overseas. I'd told everybody I was from Canada. By then I had long hair and looked like a hippie, so even if they knew I was an American, they played along. I hitched all over Europe, didn't return to the States until the war was over. I worked my way back home on a Russian freighter. Got off as it went through the Panama Canal. Then I played around in Mexico for about three years. My first novel was based on those times in Mexico.

Is that why you had this novel published in Spanish?
    My publisher is in Mexico. It made sense to publish the first one in Spanish. Then with my second one I thought it would be safer to stay where I was.

You x'd out the author's name everywhere on the image you sent—why was that?
    I used a pseudonym, which it's better to just let burn up in the flames....

Why no photo of yourself anywhere?
    Having my picture on anything would hamper my day job.

And you wouldn't send us a photograph of yourself....
    Sorry about that.

Why didn't you just send us the whole book?
    I don't have a copy anymore and I don't know if there are any still out there. Only a small number were printed, and they didn't sell very well in Mexico. The novels were just something I did to kill time while recuperating. Therapy maybe. They didn't really matter and they didn't pay the bills. But don't you just love that cover?

Kind of garish, we think...Do you plan to bring your novels out in English anytime soon?
    We're talking to some people. We'll see where that goes.

Are you working on anything right now?
    I have a couple of projects in the works. A new novel and a screenplay.

Is the screenplay an adaptation of one of your novels, or something new?
    Something new. I'm not ready to talk about it yet.

May we ask where you live?
    Let's just say I'm a citizen of the world, and let it go at that.

What about marriage and children?
    No kids. Married once, but she was killed.

Killed? Oh. How did she die?
    It was the damnedest thing. I came back from a two-month job overseas, a little bashed up as usual, and all we did for two weeks was lay around, get reacquainted, and let me recover. Then she wanted to go to the opera. So we went. As we were crossing the street, we were both hit by a speeding car. I survived; she didn't.

Did the driver stop, or was he identified?
    He didn't stop, but he was identified...finally.

That's good. But we're very sorry about your wife, Stone...Any questions we haven't asked that you'd like us to?
    Not for now. I'd just like to hang around for a while, maybe get to know some folks.

All right. Thanks for taking the time to chat with us. See you around.
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Copyright © 2013 by Morris Dean

Please comment

17 comments:

  1. Email from Stone Arnold:

    Mr. Dean, I have read the interview we did and I'm happy to say I find nothing that will compromise my job. As I told you before the interview, being a Security Specialist limits what information can be made available to the public.
        I've tried to sign on to your blog, as I can read it, but not post on it. I'm out of the country and Google will not let me sign up without a phone number they can versify. This is not possible as I have no cell phone in my name. If I wish to make a comment, may I e-mail it to you? I promise they will be few and far between.
        Thanks, SA

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  2. oooh, mystery man of my vintage..just always interested in my cohort, keep reading Mr A..you might be interested...or not

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  3. Another email from Stone

    I would like to think the ladies for their interest. Anytime you can bring intrigue into the life of beautiful women, that is a good day. I am hoping to find a way to sign on, until then I guess I will bother Dr. Dean.
        We're having quiet a lighting storm here in Bolivia, I guess I should get off this computer.
        Thanks again, SA

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  4. Stone, You are quite the international man of mystery. Can you give us a clue as to your livelihood? Do you have a employer or are you self-employed?

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    1. Email received from Stone:

      Hello Jim, I can tell you a little about myself, but I'm afraid I can't go into details. I work mostly for the Oil Industry, sometimes I branch out into other fields. My business is as a Security Specialist, therefore I travel a lot. Bolivia is starting to look into drilling for oil and some of my clients are here. Not everybody likes the oil companies so security is very important. I came to this blog because of a story I read, but I've seen a picture of the person I believe I met in Africa. However, the name is not the one he was using there.
          Or I could be wrong about the whole thing. We'll see what happens.
          Thanks, SA

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  5. I hope you don't take this wrong Mr. Arnold, but the cover of your book may have something to do with the low sells.
    I would hope if you bring your books to the States the covers are changed. Good luck with that storm, they get bad in Central America.{smiley}

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    1. Email from Stone:

      Mr. Konotahe, the cover was not my idea, but it does grow on you. The Mexican people love stuff like that, what few books that do sell in Mexico all have covers like the one on mine. As for sales, the one thing I had not thought about was that very few Mexicans buy books or read them. That is why the number of books printed is small to begin with. As for the States, we'll see. Books that are translated from English into Spanish sometimes lose their cutting edge. Maybe the States will do better.
          Thanks, SA

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  6. Stone, while I'm on here to post your reply to "Mr. Konotahe," I'd like to ask you a sort of follow-up question on the interview. Do you remember what the opera was that your wife wanted to see?
        I hope that the question will be a good occasion for you, rather than a sad one. I mean, remembering what opera meant to her, and so on.
        And did you enjoy opera yourself, or were you going mainly just to accompany your wife and support her?
        Thanks in advance for indulging me. But I think our readers would be very interested in your answers, if you would share them.

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    1. Stone's response last night wasn't what I was anticipating:

      What was the name of the opera? I will say this much, you are the first person in all these years that have had the balls to ask that question. That is like:"I know Lincoln was shot, but was the play any good?"

      I emailed him back:

      Stone, I'm sorry if merely asking the question caused you pain. Please read my question again and think about it overnight. I hoped the question could be a fond remembrance of your wife and her love of opera. It was meant in a kind way.

      Stone didn't think about it over night:

      Why would you believe that going to an opera would give me fond remembrance? Had she hated opera as much as I did and do, she would be alive today. You need to walk away from this line of questioning, that night is personal and to put it bluntly it's none of anybody's business!

      I replied before going to bed:

      Stone, again my apologies. I think I've just heard your last word on this, overnight or no overnight. I'll post your response below tomorrow, about 8 a.m. Of course, let me know before then if you want me to post something different publicly.
         Thanks. I hope there'll be no hard feelings.

      I haven't heard anything more from Stone.

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    2. Note from Stone Arnold earlier today:

      I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot. But I'm a private person in most all matters. It would be impossible to be otherwise in my business.
      I hope you will keep that in mind and I will try not to overreact if you slip. SA

      I replied:

      Stone, thank you for your very gracious "I'm sorry." I'm relieved; I was fairly certain that my good intentions were evident (despite my clumsiness), but then maybe they weren't....

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  7. Reading a few more pages in Elizabeth Strout's latest novel, The Burgess Boys, this morning, I was of course arrested by the following passage:

    A wonderful thing about New York—...if you live alone and don't want to be alone you don't have to be. Bob often walked to the Ninth Street Bar and Grille, where he sat on a stool, drank beer, ate a cheeseburger, and spoke with the bartender or to a reddish-haired man who had lost his wife in a bicycle accident the year before [the man had bought his wife the bike and suggested the ride that morning], and sometimes this man spoke to Bob with tears in his eyes, or they might laugh about something, or the man might wave one hand and Bob understood that it was a night the man had to be left alone. [p. 100]

    An accident had happened to Bob, too: when he was four years old, he released the brake in the family car and it rolled down the driveway and killed his father.

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  8. Morris, you need to check the bottom of your shoes, I believe you stepped in something.[smile]

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    1. Yeah, I stepped right in, didn't I? My fault entirely. So, please don't hold anything against Stone Arnold.

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  9. Paul Clark (aka motomynd) has been prevented from posting to the Stone Arnold interview (see his surmises, below), so he emailed me to please post this:

    Morris, I have been digging into the background of this Stone Arnold character you recently interviewed, but have somehow been blocked from posting this information to your blog. I am hoping it is just a coincidence but have to wonder, since this has never happened before. So I am emailing this to you with the hope you can post it for me.
        When I read the interview it was impossible to overlook the timbre of Stone's wording, which seemed stilted, hackneyed and perpetuating of a certain stereotype. That stereotype being of the "intelligence/ security/ military" genre. Which made me start wondering: If Stone Arnold is an alias, what is it most likely derived from? Most of us would choose an alias with no linkage to our real name, but someone from the "intelligence" field would think differently. They would either think less deeply, as evidenced by the many, many, many "intelligence" blunders over the years, or they would very possibly pursue the unofficial Navy Seal motto of "hiding right out in the open" as the best way to conceal one's identity. So I immediately started looking for someone named Arnold Stone with a connection to Bolivia and intelligence/ security work.
        And I hit pay dirt! Here is a link to some video footage of one Arnold Stone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnA6mU9gX6k performing a romantic ballad as front man for the Ronny Bravo Band http://www.ronnybravoband.nl/indexEN.php which is allegedly based in Netherlands. After some fractured emailing thanks to the language barrier, where the media contact for Ronny Bravo somehow got the idea I was a booking agent and wanted to bring them to the U.S. but only if they could bring Arnold Stone with them, they confessed that he was somewhat of a "man of mystery" and difficult to lock into a long tour. It seems he travels quite a bit, lives part of the year in Bolivia, and only performs with them only the very few months he lives in Europe. The rest of the year he splits between Africa and Asia. At the latter he is in very high demand for his rather amazing karaoke performances. They also added that for some strange reason is very wary of visiting the United States.
        They said he is also an aspiring novelist, with a couple of quirky books published only in Spanish. When I asked if they had ever read any of Stone's books, they said "yes, but only one." So I of course asked what they thought. Their reply: "He writes much like he sings." I was unable to find out exactly what they meant by that comment because I suddenly and mysteriously lost email connection with them.
        At any rate, it sounds like Stone Arnold/Arnold Stone adds some character to life wherever he is, and I'm sure he will do the same for your blog.

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  10. After a few days of wondering what happened with Stone Arnold, I have now received an email from him:

    Mr. Dean, it is with sorrow that I must tell you I can no longer be a part of Moristotle & Co. Like I said before, I'm a private person and I fear if I stay on I will find myself having to defend who and what I am. While none of the things that others have suggested about me are true, defending myself would open up avenues better left closed. Thanks SA

    I'm not without sorrow myself that it had to end like this. I wish Stone no evil.

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