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Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Thunder Down Under: Bikini butts

By Vic Midyett

There is a very old seaside cafe just north of us a bit that has had these table/ umbrella-stand things for years. I’ve always thought I needed to get a picture of one and share it for a giggle. I did one day last week and here it is!


    They are this fairly posh-looking cafe’s way of letting the public know that it’s okay to come in and sit at a table in your swim suit. And the tats were added over the years to keep up with the times, I suppose.
    I haven’t worked up the gumption to touch or rap on one to find out what they’re made of, but I presume fiberglass. Someone does a good job keeping them clean and shiny!


Copyright © 2018 by Vic Midyett

6 comments:

  1. It's not just in Australia where good things are Down Under!

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    1. Thanks for some of that inimitable bawdy wit of yours! And it’s electric when those good things are thunderous!

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  2. Ha ha ha.... What wit from you both! Thanks.

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  3. I have seen pictures of some similar to this that are Barstools. I am not sure where they are, but always thought they were cute. Cannot believe you are not brave enough to touch them...lol

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    1. Vickie, do you think Vic could get down on his knees, cup the buttocks in his palms, and pretend to be imploring a porn queen to spank him?

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  4. ha ha... no, I think I'll just leave them be. This world has gone so crazy I would probably be arrested and sent for psychiatric evaluation by someone who needs just that themselves.

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