Christmas opens the colder eye not only of Moristotle, but also of eight-year-old Johnny, who replied to our question, What do you want for Christmas?"I want all the false-bearded, fat-padded old pedophiles to stop molesting me and my sister. We get enough of that already at the Church and from our uncle Bob."
But your parents made a special trip to the mall—
"Yeah, you'd think they actually believe that rot about Santa Claus."
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