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Thursday, October 16, 2014

Thor's Day: Holy humor 5

By Anonymous

Edited by Morris Dean

We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake...I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in....

[Note: I couldn't resist running this item as soon as appropriate after Tuesday's "Posthumously Speaking 5: Paintings domestic and wild," by Mary Alice Condley, which included her painting of a country outhouse.]

Copyright © 2014 by Morris Dean
Posted by Moristotle at 10/16/2014 12:00:00 AM
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7 comments:

  1. EdThursday, October 16, 2014 at 9:44:00 AM EDT

    Where does it go---after all it is on a cloud. And does holy shit not stink? I've know people who thought their's didn't.

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    1. MoristotleThursday, October 16, 2014 at 9:49:00 AM EDT

      You think it precipitates (or maybe dribbles) down on Creation?

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    2. MoristotleThursday, October 16, 2014 at 10:45:00 AM EDT

      In fact, isn't there another term...shitstorm?

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  2. MoristotleThursday, October 16, 2014 at 9:48:00 AM EDT

    No shit, Mr. Watson. Or, as someone else responded (by email): "Holy Shit, Morris! The things you think of!!" I had to tell her that, actually, a mutual acquaintance had submitted this one, and I am thankful.

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  3. EdThursday, October 16, 2014 at 12:07:00 PM EDT

    I think that is caused by having the holy shits.

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  4. JimThursday, October 16, 2014 at 5:13:00 PM EDT

    Perhaps the big question is "Does eating the Holy Cow and/or the Holy Mackerel cause the Holy Shits?"

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