By Bob Boldt
Date: 2010-8-05,7:04 PM CDT—Hetero Couple Seeking Hetero Couple—We believe there is no trouble that cannot be dissolved in the sweet, steaming waters of Lethe. New Age 30-something couple seeks like-minded other couple or single pleasure seekers to help fill our hot tub—Posting ID: 199103525.
Date: 2010-8-12, 8:15 PM CDT—MFF Threesome Seeking Hetero Male—Want to spice up the soup? Adventurous threesome needs broadminded male to hang up his towel and complete the gumbo combo in our spacious hot tub. Share the warmth. Physical endowments secondary to an accommodating personality—Posting ID: 199103525.
Date: 2010-9-01, 7:00PM CDT—MFF Threesome Seeking Hetero Male—Two gals and a guy still looking for that special male to soak away troubles with us in hot tub bliss. Hirsute, picky, argumentative, flatulent types need not apply—Posting ID: 199103525.
Date: 2010-9-05, 10:15 AM CDT—Woman Seeking Man—Desperate housewife seeks companion for private love for two. Realistic, down-to-earth type required. No New Age BS please! —Posting ID: 199227290.
Date: 2010-9-20, 10:45 PM CDT—Man Seeking Woman—Disgruntled hubby all alone in the soup. Help put the hot back in my tub. Forgiveness of shortcomings appreciated. Love of baseball and slot cars desired but not required—Posting ID: 199159834.
Date: 2010-9-21, 11:05 AM CDT—Woman Seeking Man—Lonely, lovely gal 29 seeks mature alpha male to help solve a big problem. Competency in weapons use and martial arts training a plus. Excessive body hair OK. Delightful rewards and compensation to follow. All replies confidential—Posting ID: 199227290.
Date: 2010-8-05, 8:06 AM CDT—Hot tub for sale. Serious enquiries only—Posting ID: 19922790.
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You have to stop and wonder what that last one was about.
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ReplyDeleteBig problem, weapons, compensation, confidential.
Not too many lines to read between, I hope.