Fear not, you who are young'ens, for life as a senior citizen can still be hilarious!
I had planned to get my hair cut on the day the government morons decided to close the barber shops. My hair had gotten a lot longer than I like and was batting my forehead.
Senior citizens’ hearing depletes somewhat. Last night, as Shirley & I got into bed, I made an announcement to her. But what she heard was...well, what she said was: “What! You might need to get an x-ray?”
After laughing for a bit, I said, “No, what I said was, ‘I might need to get some hair spray’.” Then, we both couldn’t stop laughing. Sleep was not immediate.
Life in the fast lane of a senior citizen! Never weaken!
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THe hearing problem happens to us all. Sue is always telling me I am deaf.
ReplyDeleteSo does Mrs. Goines tell me!
Deletefeel ya both, the hearing on both sides, and the laughter.
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ReplyDeleteHer: That is nice art work. Me: No, I didn't fart, it must have been the dog.
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